maliciousmelons:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got funds hun

unclefather:

richardcreech:

MY FRIEND JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER TURNED UP AT THE WINDOW LIKE HE HAD A FRICKING RESERVATION

GOD DAMMIT AUSTRALIA

"Monica how could you? and on our anniversary?"

all my boy friends ask me for girl advice….

lesbolution:

reblog if u remember when apple was a FRUIT, kids played OUTSIDE not on their ipads, and decomposing VICTIMS of the BUBONIC plague LITTERED the STREETS

ticks-x-leeches:

-¡Qué lindas trencitas! +Son chorizos.

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